I tend to doodle a lot night before major exams
they are supposed to be shota kitten eruri but i know i cant draw shota so kinda gave up sobs
Oh boy this will be a fun one
Japan trying to play fair but not progressing very much because he wants to save money instead of buy properties
Italy getting bored halfway through, giving his (sparse) property cards to Germany, and trying to make a card tower out of his Monopoly money
Germany attempting to make a strategy to win, which isn’t going very well because everyone else is just doing whatever the hell they want and he can never collect the properties he needs
Russia silently trading properties with everyone until he turns the fourth leg of the board into a deadly gauntlet of hotels
America buying every property he lands on, no matter how much it costs or whether or not its going to benefit him; promptly landing on one of Russia’s double-hotel spots and having to mortgage everything and beg for money from England
England trying to keep a level head in order to win but ending up going bankrupt from lending everyone else money
France doing nothing but flaunting how much money he has and then just spontaneously getting up and leaving in the middle of the game
……and China is the one who finally flips the table over
(Bonus: Romano is the one stuck with cleaning up the mess they made)
Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating
And I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today “Hey! Guess what? I’m gay!” (but I’m not gay)
Based on this audio x
Levi, why you no love me?
petition for erwin’s mom to still be alive. petition for erwin to love his mom a lot. petition for erwin to send her letters and part of his pension every month because he’s not there to take care of her. PETITION FOR ERWIN TO TAKE LEVI WITH HIM TO SEE HER SOMETIMES SO THEY CAN MEET AND LEVI BEING SECRETLY REALLY NERVOUS AND TRYING REALLY HARD TO WATCH HIS MOUTH FOR ONCE
"All right. I'll join the Survey Corps."
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
GUYS LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE DROPPED TO 2.64 MILLION. THIS IS NOT GOOD. I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. THE CHANCES OF SEASON 3 ARE GETTING DIMMER, AT LEAST ON NBC. DO WHAT YOU CAN. GET MORE VIEWERS. IF YOU MISS AN EPISODE GO TO NBC.COM OR…
“You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek." -O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
WILLIAM SHATNER USED TO REGULARLY STEAL LEONARD NIMOY’S BICYCLE ON THE SET OF “STAR TREK.” NIMOY DROVE HIS CAR TO AND FROM WORK, BUT USED HIS BIKE TO GET AROUND ON HIS BREAKS. HE EVENTUALLY GREW FED UP WITH THIS JOKE AND LOCKED HIS BIKE IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR. SHATNER HAD HIS CAR TOWED.
I like to think that Howl and Calcifer just sat down and had tea and a chat once in a while. You would too if your fireplace were a sentient fire demon. It’s one of the perks.
(Super late submission to ghibli jam, which I only found out about at 10PM last night (!) Process on twitter soon.)
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
「 Erwin Smith special day post - Birthdate 10.14 」